Stupid Cupid

Turning thirty is a depressing affair for Lincoln Belmonte. Thirty wouldn't seem quite so bad if she wasn't single, lonely, and a world away from her projected plans. She'd expected to have a husband and children at this point in her life. Instead, she spends her evenings in solitude.

Staring down at the burning candles on her birthday cake, Lincoln makes the wish to be able to tell off Cupid. She wants answers from the man who has caused her to be jilted in love time and time again. Feeling better after her silly wish, she puts it to the back of her mind.

The next morning, Lincoln wakes up in an unfamiliar house in an unfamiliar bed. A little birthday magic saw it fit to bring her together with the man responsible for all of her problems. She is rewarded with the chance to take out her frustrations on Valentine's holiday figurehead—Cupid. Only once she meets Valen, Lincoln can't decide if she wants to give him a piece of her mind or seduce him.

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