The Apology

George Bushs plane is forced to land in Athens . . . and the Greek
authorities arrest him for war crimes! Th ey want him to explain why he
used enhanced interrogation techniques like waterboarding on prisoners
while he was president. Whats the fi rst thing that Bush does in response to
this predicament? He orders Spinach Pie from a Greek restaurant near the
Acropolis.
Th is is the fi rst big surprise in Th e Apology. How does George Bush,
the outrageous Texan, manage to grapple with his problems in the land
of Socrates? Does he decide to drink hemlock? A clever, and sometimes
riotous, political tale with appearances by Barack Obama, Joe Biden, Rahm
Emanuel, Hillary Clinton, Condoleezza Rice, James Baker, General Petraeus,
Antonin Scalia, Clarence Th omas, Ben Ginsberg, Alan Dershowitz . . . and
of course, Lindsay Lohan.Faced with charges that he committed
war crimes while in the White House,Bush decides to enlist the help of a beautiful Harvard MBA student who is working part time for the CIA. He comes up with an ingenious strategy
to prove once and for all that waterboarding is not really torture.Does this strategy work? Or is Bush tripped up by his own brilliant mind? Youll have to get to the last page of
this compelling story before you find out Bushs fate.