The Demon

Have a torch handy, because if The Demon scares you like it might; you may go and hide under your bed. And then, if when you’re under your bed and it’s maybe dark … well, you’ll have a torch to read the rest of the book. We get a massive cheque from Duracell each year for improving their sales of batteries. Plus, we get a large cheque from James Dyson for sales of the ‘Dyson Underbed Cyclone Cleaner’. That’s because when someone notices the muck under their bed when they dive under when reading our stories. We would also like to mention to Mr Dyson that if he can spell the word ‘Cleaner’ with a K instead of a C; it will be great for publicity i.e. DUCK. Hey Presto!