The Grin of the Doll Who Ate His Mother's Face In the Dark and Other Dreadful Tales

ALL PROFITS FROM THIS EBOOK WILL BE DONATED TO CHARITY. Have you ever watched a ram in the sea? Have you ever witnessed a ewe in a pond? Pretty damn impressive, aren't they? But they are nothing compared to the dark woolliness of a lamb in a lake, swimming like a champion in pursuit of a canoe. Well, Lamblake Heinz is the ultimate souped-up lamb in a lake! And he's back!For the past fifty years, the legendary Lamblake Heinz has been astounding the world with his amazing tales of incredible horror! Readers have exploded when reading his work or turned into literal gibbons! And now, at long last, all his finest short-stories are available in a single volume! Dare you penetrate the portals of his darkness and explore the inner core of his fiendish imagination? Or are you too much of a timid scaredy cat?