Wearing Yesterday's Underpants - Again

I promised Servane our honeymoon would be really different to our previous adventures. She expected a relaxing shopping tour of Paris. Instead she got dragged across the world on a budget overland trip from Beijing to Barcelona, forced to eat flea-ridden Mongolian mutton, fire an AK-47 in a Soviet bunker and spent a night locked in a Polish toilet.

If you've ever wondered what the Trans Mongolian railway toilets are like, wanted to find the ruins of Dracula's Poineri Castle or worried about being summoned by Hungarian airport police, then join Servane and I on our honeymoon. Along the way you'll find out what we did wrong so next time you go travelling, you won't find yourself wearing yesterday's underpants – again.