Dick Fitswell: The Man in Quest of the Perfect Fit

When Dick Fitswell's on the prowl, no woman is safe. From the ski slopes of Sun Valley and the Canadian Wilderness where he has an unfortunate experience with a Sasquatch, to biker bars, swingers clubs and the night clubs of Hong Kong, Fitswell pursues his dream quest. But when he becomes a minister it's unclear if Fitswell is promising Fitzwellian Nirvana or Fitz Mania. Fitswell is not a book for children. Above all it's bawdy satire. It's a no holds in your face portrayal of the foibles of both men and women as it follows the war of the sexes through the sexual exploits of the overly endowed Dick Fitswell. In the end, Dick Fitswell usually succeeds only in outsmarting himself which causes him time after time to wind up with the short end of the stick, often literally, when his manhood comes into harms way.