Jump To The New Ruling Class

Considered a Loudmouth, I found myself Stuck In The Middle of a complete Cellular Degeneration with the Answering Machine buzzing away. It is now One Minute To Midnight, and I must find the Piece of The Puzzle so I can get to the House of The Gun in time to Make The Rabbit Patch Great Again before They All Fall Down. But Here's The Pitch; Mr. Sheets wants to go to Rollies and then stop by Thee Number One Jester's Shoppe for A Life Lesson in Four-Letter Words in order to Damn That River. I have to ask, Can We Play?