Sixteen Different Flavours of Hell

An all new adventure featuring Carl the telepathic cow and his best friend Steven, a sentient packet of chewing gum. Join them as they swim in shark-infested creeks, base jump from the world’s tallest hill, and spend the night in an abandoned house said to be haunted by Taylor Swift.

This may be the best book about paddle-boards and telepathic cows ever written.
John Oliver

"A solid belly laugh at every page turn. Outrageously funny."
The Sydney Morning Herald

"Thorne's best book since Wrap It In a Bit of Cheese Like You're Tricking the Dog."
Publishers Weekly