Big Riches, Fine Wine, and a Pinch of Dragonsbane

How many thieves does it take to rob a dragon? Five—and that's not a punchline.

In Big Riches, Fine Wine, and a Pinch of Dragonsbane, an old man, a young girl, a coward, and a pair of twins attempt the heist of a lifetime. Their target: a hoard of treasure. Its guardian: a dragon with a death wish. Will the thieves succeed, or will they meet a fiery (and crunchy) end?

A hybrid of farce and high fantasy, this short story proves that even the best fellowships aren't immune to a few blunders. Hope you brought your dragonsbane.