Gutless Part 1: Welcome to the Ride

Greetings and welcome to Pasty Grey's Incredible Labyrinth! I am your host, Pasty Grey, Mad Magician, and now that you have entered my world, you shall never escape it…

Ah! But it's not as bad as it sounds! Yes, my Labyrinth is crawling with monstrous beasts and bloodthirsty creatures — not to mention me, the evil magician himself. But my worldwide famous amusement park also boasts award-winning thrill rides, ground-breaking special effects, uniquely themed dining, and exciting character encounters!

That's right! There are many mysterious and powerful characters to help you on your magical adventure through my deadly realm. Whether it's Victor or Warrior, Iron or Hades, The Prisoners of the Labyrinth are always there to fight the monsters, save the day, pose for photos, and sign your officially licensed autograph book!

So, good luck escaping, watch your step, and enjoy your adventures in my Incredible Labyrinth!

Advisory: A cautionary note before you enter my park. If there is any part of you that is uncertain about visiting the Labyrinth, if you are afraid of it for reasons you cannot explain, or if you get the strangest feeling that you should not enter, then please, listen to your instincts and stay far away from Pasty Grey's Incredible Labyrinth.