Japlish: The Joys of Japanese English

On a pencil-case - "Spanking! By the Sea!"

Outside an adult video shop in Tokyo - "IF EASY TAKE A FENCE PLEASE DISPER"

The owners’ manual of a Japanese motorcycle recommends - "HORN—BUTTON: tootle melodiously at the dog who shall sport in roadway. If he continue, tootle him with vigor."

On a T-shirt - "Keep your period to yourself"