The Adventures of Super Dad

For ages 8-12 Hello, my fine human friends. My name is Leo, the Lizard and I am the real star of these fantastic adventures. I'm always saving my pet human, Super Marv and his cousin, Clare, from all kinds of trouble. In this book you'll see me save them from all kinds of creatures, such as: a gigantic roly poly, a colossal alligator, a giant tarantula and scorpion; and also an evil human, Stale Little (who's not so gigantic, but has an enormous plan for taking over the world using a stolen "secret weapon"). In fact, if it were not for my genius there would be no Super Marv or a Super Dad book. So I hope you will write to the nerdy author of this book and ask him to change the title of this book to: "The Amazing Adventures of Leo the Lizard." It's highly unlikely to happen (since the author is a human and therefore favors other humans). Nevertheless, I know you will enjoy it. This is the best book you could ever read (I'm in it!). Sincerely, Leo, the Lizard