The Slow Tale of the Snail's Tail

This fable breaks down the cliche, "Slow as a Snail," from the Snail's perspective. No one likes to be mischaracterized, and calling any Snail slow without the facts rubs all snails the wrong way. A worthy read for anyone who is concerned about mischaracterization and looking for a cliche buster on how to relay such a sentiment. Another one in a fine collection of fables from Damon M. White.