The Stupor Bowl

Danny is having his buddies over and he really should be thrilled at having such an unbelievably sexy wife like Melissa... but today is Super Bowl Sunday and that means sexy or not, Melissa is not what anyone will be paying attention. Or will they?

Danny and his three best friends have always alternated hosting homes for Super Bowl Sunday, and this year is extra important because their favorite team just happens to be in the big game. And while Melissa may point out that both teams wear red, so his obsessive superstition about her wearing red, everyone wearing red, the living room decked out appropriately in red... is stupid, Danny is quick to remind her that once his friends arrive and the game begins, no criticizing their good luck rituals.

Naturally once the guys are all taking their seats to watch the big game, the most important thing, the most absolutely critical focus... is on their lucky charms, a tradition going back many many years since they grew up together.

Whether it's Jim and the stretchy squish balls he must exercise and squeeze during tense game moments, or whether it's the downright ridiculous little doll Mason must fidget with and twist the head on to keep the team doing well... they are all pretty ridiculous. It's difficult to even say whether Connor's ritual of getting up during commercial breaks and doing intense pelvic thrusts to pump their team's luck is sillier or less silly than any of the other superstitious nonsense in Melissa's mind.

All she knows is on game day, it's all about the game, and pulling their underdog team somehow through to victory. Only when the game begins, even Melissa will start finding herself caught up in the nonsense as this Super Bowl is being broadcast using some mysterious new revolutionary camera technology from a group everyone should have looked closer at.

There's just something intense and remarkably clear about everything happening on screen, and the mesmerizing clarity of it all, from the green of the field to the red of their jerseys is a bit more than Melissa expected... but nothing compared to her husband's buddies who are not liking the performance of their underdog team from nearly the first play of the game.

When a fumble leads her husband to blaming Melissa's black dress for the bad luck, the last thing she'd ever expect is for him to just ask her to take off the dress, get rid of the bad luck. But somehow the suggestion doesn't seem as off as she knows it should and soon she's sitting there in her red bra and panties, none of the guys paying much attention to her as the Super Bowl broadcast just seems so unnaturally clear and captivating.

When the men all rather ridiculously think some bad plays and poor performance by their team following the broken old doll are related, Danny may never know as he leaves to check the grill during the next commercial break that the guys have found just the replacement for that lucky doll.

But will Melissa somehow survive the head twisting good luck ritual Mason needs to do? Will she soon find herself and her sexy body replacing all their lucky rituals during commercial breaks? Why is she slipping into an impossibly stupor and letting these things happen so willingly to her? Will Danny ever find out what his friends are doing to bring their team luck... and will he go right along with it if he does?

Find out as the big game brings big changes for a busty brunette whose marriage just may be fumbling in all new directions this Super Bowl Sunday. It's not just the game on the field that gets rough and dangerous... especially when playing The Stupor Bowl.