Three-Way With The TSA

I hate waiting. I hate waiting at the airport, most of all. Wait to check-in. Wait in line for security. Wait at your gate. Wait to board. Then, the wait on a layover. The layover wait is the worst. My girlfriend and I were flying home to visit her parents for the holidays when we got stuck at O’Hare International Airport in Chicago.

“Delayed again?” I complained as I watched our flight get pushed back for the third time. An unexpected cold front blew in from the Great Lakes, dumping tons of snow all over the windy city. Our flight into Chicago landed right as the snow began to fall, within 45 minutes, all flights incoming our outbound were delayed. There was talk of shutting down the airport completely, but it hadn’t happened yet.

“I knew we should have taken that flight through Atlanta; they’re not getting snowed in!” Stephanie, my girlfriend, complained. Stephanie usually isn’t a complainer, but the stress of flying and visiting her parents had her on edge. I knew what would help, but freaky sex is hard to pull off in an airport.

When my girlfriend and I get busted in an off-limits area of the airport, i think we're in trouble. In fact, the TSA agent wants to get in on some steamy lesbian three-way action!