Black Ambition: Sleep with Bodyguard

What does it take to be a good bodyguard?

You have to understand everything except fighting.

Specific points?

He's so cute, so good at cooking, so good at getting into the boss's bed, so good at fighting over the boss's mistress, that he can tame the boss, that he can eat the boss, and make the boss never leave you for the rest of his life.

What was the most important thing?

He was so pregnant!