Blasphemy, Banditry, Buraq-ery: A Poetry Chapbook

Mohammed wrote his poetry;

To mock it? Sinful blasphemy!

"Quran's the best!" jihadists say,

"Insult its words? We'll bomb and slay!"

Rejecting their deranged demands

And fraudster prophet's crazed commands,

This chapbook offers rhyming sin;

Defy fanatics, venture in!