Hooray for Me: a Foggy Memoir

Can a tubby girl take on all of life's obstacles and slay them in victory?!?! Probably not, but she does have fun trying in Hooray for Me: a Foggy Memoir by self-proclaimed-brilliant author, Ello Black

This historical non-fiction remembrance of what I remember is in this book. Hooray for Me: a Foggy Memoir has already been hailed as one of the easiest books to download-- ever!

While writing Hooray for Me: a Foggy Memoir, I was asked several questions-
What is this book about?
How much vodka will I need consume to get through it?
Why did you want to write a memoir and not a book about tormented, metro-sexual vampires?
Does anybody use the word metro-sexual anymore?
Didn't you just buy three packs of bacon yesterday?
and of course, my favorite--
I've changed the locks twice-- How the hell did you get in here?!?!

Hooray for Me is a compilation of compiled stories that are typed because my handwriting is worse than a doctor filling out a prescription with a fountain pen, while riding in a NYC cab, when it's sleeting. And, I'm not sure why this doctor is filing out a prescription in a cab, but I would avoid said doctor, that sounds way too shady for me. Yeh, now that I think of it, don't go to that doctor.

After reading Hooray for Me you will probably be so sad and want to read 500 pages more- you may even fall into a mild to moderate depression after reading it (for other reasons) but please don't fret- my next novel will be out shortly!

Until then please read Hooray for Me: a Foggy Memoir, I think you will really enjoy it as much as I did.