Super Useless

Would you use your super intelligence ability, if you could only use it while being completely naked?

The super useless team fights crime with inconvenient super powers. Typically, the team fumbles their way through attempts to prevent and fight crime, and cause substantial damage in the community. Then they quickly hit the road to avoid jail, paying for the city damages, and to maintain anonymity. In recent months they've received death threats from the general public. To remain safe, and under the radar, they work small jobs and keep their abilities secret, well, until a crime occurs.