Jim Toll Is Back In Town

I work out, in a gym. or in a Kung Fu kwoon, each evening after work.
The people that I work with mention the fact that I work out, evening by evening.
I tell them, “Yes, I work out evening by evening. I like to stay in shape.”
I get asked, “Do you like to beat people up?”
I reply, “I don’t like to beat people up. My Kung Fu kwoon will expel students who get in street fights. My gym doesn’t seem to care, although the subject has never come up.”
One of the guys tells me. “You killed ‘Tough Tommy’ in a fight.”
I lecture, “I was working in a government security area, when ‘Tough Tommy’ barged in and attacked me. I defended myself. There were a number of witnesses. The military witnesses and I had one story as to what happened. The non military witnesses had another story as to what happened. The surveillance camera story and the story that the military witnesses and I told, as to what happened matched. The non military witnesses then disappeared and all the court’s horses and all the court’s boys couldn’t put the non military witnesses story back together again.”
The guy asks, “The court had horses?”
I reply, “I didn’t actually see any court horses. I did see and hear quite a few horses asses, but that’s a different thing.”
Another one of the guys tells me, “Handsome Harvey took your wife away from you.”
I lecture, “Under the law, I was never married to the girl. The girl wanted me to pay a large amount of alimony. When her divorce lawyer found that he couldn’t mine me me for a large amount of alimony he asked the girl, “What do you mean we, girl?”
I pause and then continue, “When the girl found out that she couldn’t get money from me she tried to sue the Lozenge Corporation, apparently on the grounds that they encouraged her to abandon me and go with Handsome Harvey. Then the Lozenge Corporation fired Handsome Harvey, leaving her with no income. It’s a long story but everything that the girl tried didn’t work. In the meantime, I got an annulment of marriage and the marriage never legally happened.”
A guy asks me, “Do you know what happened to the girl?”
I reply, “I don’t know and I don’t care. If you really want to know, why don’t you ask Handsome Harvey?”
The guy tells me, “Handsome Harvey found himself with no job and no income, so he created a job of robbing a liquor store. Ol’ Handsome Harvey got himself shot.”
I say, “Apparently hard liquor is also the curse of the non working, no class.”
The guy tells me, “The girl is now dancing at the Scarlet Fox.”
I ask. “The Scarlet Fox, the nudie bar out East of town?”
The guy tells me, “Yep, the Scarlet Fox, all nude all the time.”
Okay, one thing leads to another and four of us wind up out at the Scarlet Fox, one night after I finish my work out.
We go into the Scarlet Fox. The interior is dark as a pocket. The in the nude waitress extorts the two drink minimum out of each of us. We then sit and watch Busty Browne shake her massive mammaries for the audience. (Busty Browne is completely in the nude but the tit show is the main attraction.)
I tell the guys, “Watch close, them are on the agenda the next time the International Weapons Commission has a meeting.”
Busty Browne then shakes her massive mammaries off the stage, to be replaced by Susie Snatch.
I see that the next dancer is Susie Snatch (AKA Monica.)
I tell the guys, “Hey, you told me that this was a class place.”
One of the guys says, “Well, it could have been Charlene Cunt.”
I say, “A couple more dancers down the rotation.”