Love Ya, Baby

A short story originally published in the Worst Valentine's Day Ever anthology. 

Gate Series 3.5

Marley: I'm finally coming home from my Amazon prison, kept there by force to build a spa for the local guerillas. I've missed Rachel more than life, dreamed of her every night. I'm sure she's pretty angry with me, but if she'll let me tell her what happened, I'm certain she'll be reasonable and forgive me. Rachel always had a level head.

Rachel: When I said I'd marry Marley, I didn't know he'd be leaving on a humanitarian mission to the Amazon one week later. I never told him about the baby, and now Marley isn't answering my letters and there's no way to contact him. Thank goodness I have a great job and two amazing bosses who are letting me work even though I only have a few weeks left before my two ton baby arrives. And if Marley ever does show his face, he'll be the one walking funny.