Satan Loves You

No matter how much you hate your job, Satan hates his job more. Hell is short on funds and falling apart at the seams, full of damned souls, lazy demons, and dead celebrities who are a constant pain in Satan's butt with their endless whining. The Lord of Darkness is burnt out, exhausted, and completely depressed.


But now, in the face of a power grab by the officious and smarmy Heavenly Host, Satan's got to reach deep and find a way to save Hell from a corporate takeover. Along the way he'll have to handle unionized demons, rigged professional wrestling matches, hat-wearing chihuahuas, hyper-violent nuns, and the greatest threat our universe has ever faced: zombie hipsters. Stupid! Violent! Touching! Emotional! And also stupid!