The Quintessential Housewife: Short Fiction

The Quintessential Housewife - what do you do all day? One woman's plight into the daily comical chaos as a housewife in hopes of achieving that moment of calm at the end of the day along with a sense of worthiness.
Her biggest challenge is to come up with some witty banter to that question she is asked at every gathering - So what have you been up to? She would love to say she reduced corporate expenditures by one million like her neighbor, designed and produced fashionable well-known labeled clothes like her best friend, or saved an extinct bug by putting it on the endangered list like her pal from high school that still keeps her in his social media. Perhaps, it would be to just have her husband show a little more appreciation. Then again, she may be her own worst enemy when it comes to why she cannot seem to think of herself as the most valuable team player in the house.
Come laugh, cry, cheer, or make a stink over Caroline Witty's adventures as the Quintessential Housewife.
We all wear our pink the same; those of us often wear different shades. It is not the color that I am talking about; it is the reference to our womanhood. I am Caroline Witty, and this is my recent epiphany about what it takes to be the quintessential housewife.