Your Wife is Too Small‪!‬

Trevor is nineteen and all butt-hurt that a neighbor thinks he's a kid. What's worse, Bender thinks Trevor's wife is just a girl, too. Macy might be small, but she knows how to have sex, so Trevor thinks that's all it takes to be an adult.

Looking out from under his combed-over hair, he sees himself entering an adulthood he feels is too easy. Flush with success after getting a job making pizzas, he just can't stand that the neighbor has this unfair view.

But when the neighbor shows him what a real man is, Trevor begins to realize he doesn't know everything. Could Macy handle a real man? It's a challenge he can't wimp out on.

His wife is young, tight, and tiny. She's also unprotected.