Zombie Dude, Don’t Eat Me Bro

In Which Our Hero Fights Evil Zombies While Trying To Pick Up Pizzas And Girls

Blue remembers the first time he saw a dead person rise from the grave.

He was at a party, trying to get some hot food and some hot girls, when Kenny's dead grandmother turned up. Uninvited.

Soon, half his friends were dead. To make it worse, the government covered the whole thing up.

Now, with no one (alive) believing them, it's up to Blue and his friends to stop a Secret Government Agency(TM) from using his tiny little town as a zombie experiment lab.

A horror comedy.

Interview with the author

Q: What's the book about?

A: You know how all these horror stories/movies have these brave people fighting demons? Well, I thought, what if the heroes were two stoned losers who struggled to find a job or a girlfriend? And so the idea of a horror comedy was born.

Q: Where did you get the inspiration from?

A: I read this great book, John Dies at the End by David Wong. And later I saw its movie version which I also loved. And I thought, why are there not more books like this? Since no one else was writing them, I decided to write the book.

Q: Is this a traditional zombie book?

A: Heck no! It's more a parody of the genre. More Shaun of the Dead than Night of the Living Dead.

(Previously published as I Hate Zombies)