Zombie Outbreak Survival: Get It Right or Die

Captain Van Allen, USMC (Retired), a special operations trained combat officer, offers this second part in his lengthy series of public service projects. Included here is everything you need know about zombies, real zombies, and to make sure you get it right and survive.
Chapters:
1) Get it Right or Die
2) Mutant Zombie Incident – Panama
3) Real Zombies, Fact vs. Fiction
4) Prevention is the Best Cure
5) The Rules
6) Weaponology
Forget most of what you think you know about zombies based on Hollywood movies, TV shows, and video games. What you don’t know will get you and everyone else killed. In this public service announcement, Captain Allen offers the unfiltered and uncensored harsh reality of surviving real zombie outbreaks. He delivers expert level knowledge of zombie outbreaks, and shares recently declassified information to help you get ready for surviving the coming zombie apocalypse. Keep one fact in mind as you read Captain Allen’s PSAs: Surviving a zombie apocalypse is tough, but it’s tougher if you’re stupid. If you want to live, read this, learn this, and ignore most of what you see or read anywhere else, before it’s too late. When the fecal matter impacts the rotating aerial oscillator and you find yourself up to your eyeballs in flesh eating zombies and lunatic apocalypse hooligans, you’ll be glad you took every chance you could to read every one of these definitive zombie apocalypse preparation PSAs you could get your hands on. It’s not too late, yet.