City of Mangoes

MOUSEOVER:
We cannot allow people to freely believe they now have a loving porn blogger watching over them...!

DESCRIPTION:
Some were not amused about the new threat posed by an unidentified porn blogger... and a man finds himself in quite a bind all because of his magical way with mangoes.

EXCERPT:
The leader acknowledged the last bit of news with a stoic nod that did double duty in dismissing the courier. He then turned to gaze over the city, linking hands behind his back. Said somberly, “we are witnessing a global emergency. If someone does not do something fast and effective the whole damn world will be awash in sexual deviancy. Shame-free sexual deviancy!”

He paused for dramatic effect. Once his pause ran out of purpose, he continued.

“I have worked the better part of my adult existence to stamp out sexual indulgence wherever possible. People, especially men, have at last begun to restore fears of self-pleasure to their proper stations. I will be damned if some porn blogger who cowardly hides within some oddly creamy cloud will upset my table where I display the fruits of my long hard labors!”

He rocked back and forth on his shoes as though trying to not explode.

“We cannot stand idly by while a porn blogger with his wicked cloud meanders through the skies, corrupting heavenly bodies along the way. We cannot allow people to freely believe they now have a loving porn blogger watching over them.”