Xmas Stories for the Tasteful Atheist

I was a Methodist Atheist but was told agnostics were castrati and did not want to be accused of that. However, I find being an atheist or a member of any of the other large-ish but inferior religions or belief systems does not excuse one from Christmas gift credit card debt in January.  Christianity originated with an humble infant but has evolved into a lengthy season inspiring untrammeled greed in children.