Zombie Joe and the Pogo Stick legs

Zombie Joe wants some brains, but more than that he wants some waffles! In his quest for waffles and brains Zombie Joe meets some humans he would rather not. How can he escape them? Joe's gonna need extra brains for this one, maybe a shotgun.
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(This includes the sequel Zombie Joe shaves the pogo stick legs)