Zombie Mania: A Parody

A family of zombies struggle to stay alive when they roam the earth on a freak Friday the 13th. For fans of South Park, MAD Magazine, The Simpsons, and DListed. Genre: Fiction (satire / dark humor / parodies) Length: 5,700 words | Short Story Dedication: For the sheeple. * * * Reviews: "This sh*t contains material that's far more frightening than spluttering guts and gore..." -- Josh T., 19, United Kingdom "[Jess is] a great woman + author, simply honest and free with herself and everybody." -- N.R. (Facebook message | Lebanon) "...[it's important to] expose hypocrisy. I can't stand sugar-coating, and I find that those who are offended aren't worth clinging to. Wiser ones will replace them." -- Raging Universe | April 2012 Excerpt: "Resident Evil's Alice--is she here? I'd Like to have her first." Author Bio: Jess is an author/artist/non-conformist who’s dedicated to writing original stories that are both meaningful and entertaining. Most of Jess’s work is fueled by an intense drive to inspire others to favor social/spiritual values over shallow values. Visit her website for free samples and more!