Best Animal Jokes Ever

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on the top of a barn? An eggroll.

What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.


Life without animals just wouldn't be the same! Saddle up your horse and blaze a trail through the Best Animal Jokes Ever. You're sure to find some giggles along the way...cows at the movies, ducks eating quackers, sheep doing ewe-turns, rabbits with bad hare days, oh deer!


Share these jokes with your family, friends, and especially your pets. You might get a smile from that

playful pup or a grin from your mischievous cat! Whatever you do, don't expect the cattle to laugh.

They've herd it all before.