Kidnapped Into A Marriage‪!‬

I'm a police officer. Recently, I was accosted by a set of twins and ordered to follow them to their Sorority House. It seems they were planning on marrying me even though I was twice their ages and already married with children. Nothing I could do could dissuade them from their apparently senseless ideas. They were holding a gun on me that seemed to be a toy. Could talk I turkey to them?