Office Madness! Adultery on a Grand Scale‪!‬

Sarah’s jealous husband has finally prompted her to fly into the sympathetic arms of a handsome coworker named Nick. In an effort to empower herself over the man she’s grown to hate, she asks Nick to have sex while her husband is ranting on the speakerphone. Soon they are having sex in her husband’s car, on his chair, even perched on his pillow! This is adultery on a grand scale!

EXCERPT:

Just as I grabbed onto her breasts, the phone rang and we both jumped. “Jesus, that scared me,” she said. “Goddamn I wish he’d give me five freaking minutes.” There was a short pause, then, “Can you leave me alone for just a few minutes, or is that beyond your capabilities?” she yelled.

“Not while you’re at the office with other men around. Not when you dress the way you do and act the way you do. No, I can’t.”

“You are a nut job, you really are. I don’t know why I put up with it.”

“Because no one else will have you, that’s why,” he said. “You’re cold-hearted and stubborn. No other guy could stand to live with you.”

“Wow, you have no idea what an ass you sound like.”

“The truth hurts, doesn’t it?”

There was a pause, then Sarah turned to me and said, “Nick, I put us on mute. Pull down your pants.”