Once Upon A Coniculepyr

Everyone's turning up mated, finding their happily crazypants ever after.

It's all babies and happiness and sneaking off to dark corners of the ship to- *cough*
Everyone is settling in but Skuht.

It's a conspiracy!
And the Coniculepyr's fellow crewmates are starting to take note of his discontent.

It doesn't take long before Skuht's Deventinor family decides taking matters into their own hands to get things moving along isn't really the worst idea they've ever had.

A bit of well meaning human date acquiring goes awry, some unintentional maiming of the pillow thwacking variety, identity confusion, a brooble party like no other, Project Find Skuht His Other B*tt Cheek is off to a hairy start.
And with a not quite so enthused Coniculepyr scratching his head at the people he loves dearly for their harebrained scheming, it only gets kookier from there.