Santa is a Vampire
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3,0 • 1 beoordeling
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- € 5,99
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- € 5,99
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Simon the Elf wants to tell you the true story behind Jolly Ole St. Nick. Yeah, he's a vampire. But that alleged gift giver and lover of children hides more than that fact from you. And what about Mrs. Claus and Rudolph? Venture into a world of enslaved elves, enchanted animals, and death wrought by Santa himself. With his sharp wit, Simon will lead you into the darkest realms of Christmas. Warning: Simon cusses a lot. But you would, too, if Santa held you captive.
Klantrecensies
Dark
Not sure what I was thinking when I saw the blurb and clicked on this dark book. Yes I was warned, still got surprised by the level of sadism!
I can relate a bit with this Simon who tells the story because we both have a knack for saying stuff without a filter. How much trouble and nasty situations he finds himself in is almost incredible.
I keep waiting for some hero to defeat the madman.
Meanwhile the thrill must go on...
Didn’t think it could get too dark for me, but I just found my limit.