Christmas With the McCormick Brothers

The McCormick brothers have always been my friends,

Hot, popular, and totally out of my league.

Now I'm home for the holidays to escape my abusive ex,

And Quinn, Cason, and Bennett want to protect me.

They also want to do, ummmm, other things to me.

Can this be real? Could they really all want me?

And how do I choose between them?

What if I don't have to? 

Merry Christmas to me!