Petunia's Pandemonium

Mix one part Mermaid—one part Genie. Throw in an intoxicated God of the Sea and a few smack-talking Pirates. What have you got?

Pandemonium.

Petunia's Pandemonium to be more accurate.

Letting the ocean current take me where it may for the last twenty-five years hasn't worked out so great. So, instead of getting my tail in a knot, I'm making some swimmingly simple changes.

—Stay on Mystical Isle with my cousins who love me.

—Avenge my parents and eliminate the sea monster who's wreaking havoc.

—Forget about the gorgeous, no-good Genie who left me at the altar… so to speak.

—Stay away from Genies until the end of time.

—Join Poseidon's embarrassingly named online dating service for Immortals and get back into the game.

What could go wrong?