Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Taco Tuesday

DEVLIN BLUM always knew he was going to hell, just not taco hell.


But how can this be?


He's college educated; a man of many talents.


A few, short months ago he was on top of the world. And now? Reduced to begging for a job to sling together Spicy Tostadas and Mexican pizzas. Ay, caramba!


At least management seems all right. That is, until he crosses paths with a certain frog with a legendary appetite.


"Oh, take me away, Mexican master, Taco the Almighty, King of Crunchwraps... For I am merely a taquito in the greater Party Pack of life..." Devlin croaks.


A food misadventure for the ages, intended for children 9 and up. Approximately 12,300 words.


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