The Goop Directory

A few sample poet from the eBook,


Talking while Eating

A Goop that always

   makes me smile

Is this one:

    Marmaduke Argyll.

His mouth is full

    from cheek to cheek,

Why should he then

    attempt to speak?

It makes me smile,

    but still, the fact is,

It is a most

    unpleasant practice.

NANCY BEAL

Throwing Away Things

On the sidewalk

    Nancy Beal

Throws her old


   banana peel;

Throws her apple

    skin and cores,

Right in front

    of people's doors!

Isn't that a

    shocking trick?

Ask that Goop

    to stop it, quick!