Birth: A Dirty Story About a Dirty Country: Empty Nation Series, Book 5 (Unabridged‪)‬

The girls are caught in the Battle-of-the-Holes (listen to the series to understand that one). Jane takes one up the cooch for Mary.  

Next, the couple is off to Carnival! Vacation in beautiful Rio was great till the whole thing goes bust! The girls are kidnapped by the VAC. Then, it’s up to Mars where Russian miners riot for more holes. But of course Mary and Jane save the day as usual with their naughty, girly persuasion. 

On to the Middle-East for State Department business, and a few compromises ensue. The girls find out that there’s much more involved with Mary being the Mother Superior than they thought. 

Southeast Asia calls on the action-adventure team of Mary and Jane to solve the ASB shortage. They end up stripping down, mounting the LCT benches, and take matters up the only capable holes in town! 

And of course their mother’s give birth to the FEM babies. Wah! Wah! Wah! Aghh...as the veterinarian has his way with them and signs the livestock certificates.