A Brit Complicated

Is shagging the boss you love to hate called a hate-shag? Asking for a friend.

My boss:
Uptight.
Straight-laced.
American.
Knobhead.
If he calls me Ms. St Julien one more time, I might stab him in the eye with a pen.

Also my boss:
Sexy AF.
Dirty-talker.
Funny??
That tour of London I was supposed to be taking him on kind of ended up in his bedroom. Oops.

Which brings us to me:
In way over my head.
Need prosecco.
And condoms.