Cocksure Cowboy: A Romance Parody

Erotic comedy. A parody, if you will.

Rick is a cock--uh, cockSURE--cowboy working for Falafel "FiFi" Hawkins, a harsh ranch owner who's tired of crap (literally and metaphorically). Unsurprisingly, they have sex. It is not good. Erotic comedy. Standalone. Something like a HEA depending on your POV. 

Naturally, there's explicit language. If you don't want to read about cock-a-doodle-dos and purple-headed members, please find something else to read. Oh, and there are ACTUAL dirty words in here, too.