Concept Destruction Guide

Concept Destruction is a quirky take on an arena battler, developed by Thinice Games and published by Ratalaika Games. Like all Ratalaika outings, it is a cheap and easy completion.
The premise appears to be that a group of car designers have created battery-powered cardboard mock-ups to repeatedly smash into each other, in order to determine which is the superior car design.
In practice, you control a cardboard car in a series of arena battles. Your goal is defeat all other cars, either by crumpling them completely, or knocking out their battery.
I've laid out what I think is the most efficient path to collect the game's 16 achievements, which are split between the game's four modes.
In brief, we will:
Let's get started!