Fifty Shades of Red White and Blue

The internet sensation in print for the first time

Well. Lis is a wee story about me an Mr Red White and Blue. Sure didden I meet him down in le Bru on a back-til-work interview. He was tall, dark an bucksome – an he was gorgiz in lem chinos.

So nie if ye want a wee giggle an yer nat too squeamish, let me tell ye all what happened – sure ye’ll nat believe it. We’re talking baps, blindfolds an a Belfast Bus Tour ye’ll never forget.

Oh Mammy, don’t start me!

Maggie Muff xx