Genie's Wish

Henry made video games for a living — and ended up 34 years old and still a virgin. Obviously, not all people who make video games are unattractive virgin nerds. But in Henry’s case, maybe it was true. Anyway, feeling sexually frustrated and hopeless about his online dating prospects, he decided to take a vacation at the Second Chance Hotel & Casino in Las Vegas — fully intending to hire a prostitute and finally lose his virginity there.

But after checking in to this hotel, he began to notice something was a little “off” about this place. For one, everyone who worked here was inexplicably young, attractive, overly cheerful, and a little too eager to please and serve. Almost like they’d been brainwashed or replaced by the Stepford wives. And he couldn’t find any mention of this hotel online anywhere — almost as if it didn’t actually exist in the real world!

His questions started drawing unwanted attention on himself. But Henry was no fool. He’d seen horror movies before. He knew something strange was going on here, and he needed to get out — fast. But then he came face to face with the hotel’s true owner — an ancient magic genie, who would stop at nothing to keep her hotel’s secrets hidden… even if it meant transforming Henry into her hotel’s newest full-time employee. And she had just the job for him.

He’d be their newest prostitute — after, of course, she made a few “changes” on him first.