Happy Hell-o-ween

Happy Hell-o-ween. Here at Nightshade Trailer Park, we have numerous activities for our residents. 

Take a hike in the Dark Woods. Watch out for Ol' Sourwood, the pissed-off evil tree has awakened, and he's looking for someone to eat. Are you a fan of the popular deer hunter show host, Bubba Willie? His ghost has been seen haunting a deer stand in a crabapple orchard in the Dark Woods. 

Pecans, anyone? Time to gather your nuts to make pies. If you come upon a pecan grove in the Dark Woods, keep an eye out for Odis the Wizard and R.J. Nutters, a seven-foot tall squirrel from Assguard. 

If you're looking to buy a pumpkin, the dragon-shifters are selling a fine crop over at Hard Hat Harry's Convenience Store parking lot. The Nightshade Trailer Park Pumpkin Carving Contest will be sponsored by the Alabama Demons. If you need an insurance policy, they'll be glad to sell you one. 

A word of warning: Avoid the Stick River on Hell-o-ween night because the magical boundary that keeps all the spooky critters and angry nature spirits on their side is open. Can trailer park magic stop the skeery things from the Dark Woods from crossing over into Nightshade?