Happy Krismas‪!‬

Over 14,000 Words of Kreme!

Jake is definitely not having a happy time at his work, and while some would say there are greater worries to have, that he's lucky to have a job at all, Jake has always just wanted to have a happy workplace. Thanks to a wish come true this Christmas, he may just be redefining what makes a workplace truly happy, and they all could find themselves having a very Happy Krismas!

It all begins one typically dull tedious day in an office tower most commonly referred to as the tower. Jake is standing in line waiting to use the copy room, every other mindless employee bored out of their skulls, waiting and following the ridiculous new procedures of having to present multiple forms of ID just to make copies. It's all part of the ridiculous changes the youngest female CEO Natalie Bridges has made to the company since taking over.

Only Jake's buddy and fellow longtime intern Vincent can shake Jake from the near suicidal depression of working for what he calls BOR Corp, a literal bore that leaves one feeling stupid for having worked there. And to top it all off, Natalie Bridges has essentially canceled Christmas, banning all seasonal decorations, threatening punishments for dressing Christmassy, and flat out declaring no office Christmas party at all.

But while his somewhat overweight nerdy buddy Vincent latches onto sanity most days with the secret crush he has on the undeniably sexy secretary they each pass every time they enter the tower, Jake is losing what little he can cling to, desperate for something good... something happy to improve his employment.

When Vincent tells Jake to check out a website, mentioning there are hundreds upon hundreds of kinky twisted little tales there, a way to escape into a nice little fantasy and hopefully feel better about the state of work, Jake never imagines that visiting that site drunk one night will change his entire life.

Tossing back a couple of beers, Jake is ready to see what this site offers, tales by an author named Kris, tales to take normal and twist it up into something fun... something happy. But as soon as Jake clicks to enter the webpage, he is surprised by a popup notification announcing that he is the one-millionth visitor to the site, a message from this mysterious Kris himself offering Jake the granting of a single wish as the author's way of saying thanks.

Clicking past it, thinking nothing of it, Jake gets happily lost in the brightly colorful pages, so different from the dreary dull white walls of the tower, the stories in so many categories just as Vincent promised. And that is when Jake speaks his wish, never suspecting what that wish will unleash. He wishes for work to be happy for the holidays, as happy as only he wants it to be.

When the very next day at work finds Jake quickly feeling as abused and taken advantage of as ever, he finds escape in a break room where his complaints inexplicably result in a woman he only just met doing much more than coming onto him.

It's only after visiting the young CEO that Jake has a smile on his face destined not to fade as his influence in the tower has risen much like his dick. Repaying Vincent for the recommendation that led to a granted reality altering wish, his buddy soon has the sexy secretary Emily just where he always dreamed of having her.

But will this truly be a Happy Krismas! like never before? Krismas concludes with the longest tale ever told to ring in the new year and take one boring company and transform every single sexy employee into the fantasies of every man working there, no matter how freaky those fantasies get.