Rocco Strangeways isn't trying to get into all the trouble he gets into. He's not trying to bang this girl or that girl. Or let loose the juice on this lady or that lady. He's just like you and me. Trying to get through life. Trying to be a good person. Trying not to bang every hot babe he sees. But sometimes these things just happen. Like that Gomer Pyle wannabe Dr. Phil says, "It is what it is." Rocco Strangeways is what he is. A banger.
For Rocco's third attempt at a significant relationship, he chose Belinda, who was a happy medium, sexually, between Hannah and McKayla, which Rocco really responded to, but, unfortunately, not half as much as he responded to Belinda's super cute daughter Birdy, as referenced in his dalliance with Belinda's big sister, entitled I Can't See How Anyone Could Fault Me For Trying To Warm Up My Girlfriend's Big Sister.