IKremA

Craig never thought high school would turn into the hair pulling nightmare it became, but then he imagines most of his friends never thought back as freshmen and sophomores that a global pandemic would essentially leave them Juniors and Seniors on their own getting homeschooled. Yet all of those frustrations may be nothing compared to the quite literally mind numbing frustrations of assembling cheap furniture.

Annoyed as much at his dad as the pandemic in general, how was Craig to ever suspect that Inga, the Swedish homeschool instructor his dad found would somehow become part of the family?

She certainly isn't attractive or anything a boy fantasizes about when he thinks of Swedish women, but given the limited social opportunities of the past couple of years, his dad clearly found love in strange places. So if putting up with Inga's ridiculously stern lessons and absolute intolerance of Craig's slacker attitude wasn't bad enough, now she's in the house full time and all Craig wants to do is graduate and get out of there.

Yet after he was told to order a desk that could be set up so his lessons weren't being focused on from the comfort of the living room couch, Craig might just make the happiest mistake ever when he doesn't buy from IKEA as Inga suggested, only trusting the quality and efficiency of Scandinavian furniture. Instead, while searching IKEA desks online, an ad popped up for a fast shipping inexpensive desk from a company called IKremA.

When the desk arrives, Inga tells Craig to focus on his studies, having already threatened him with not passing him just because she is married to his father now. But furniture like this has a reputation for being difficult to assemble, instructions that truly can frustrate someone into near mindless states... and IKremA may just surpass all reputation as Inga is struggling to put the desk together.

Could Craig be imagining things as he glances over from time to time, shocked each time he looks at the unattractive Inga who seems to be looking hotter and hotter the more she finally gets the desk assembled? Could Inga be somehow getting curvier and curvier as she screws together the pieces of IKremA desk? And what about when Inga suddenly likes the way Craig is soon gawking at her confused, what about when she seems to be truly losing her intelligence the closer to completion the desk becomes?

There are some pieces of furniture that can just drain your patience to assemble, and others may drain something far more significant. One thing is certain, the desk won't be the only thing getting screwed today and Craig may find a whole new appreciation for getting instructed from home.