Nobody Will Buy This

How do you feel about protecting the surface of your coffee table from unsightly wine rings? 


Because at the very least, this book could make a nice coaster for your glass. 


Very least, very most, whatever. 


I'm completely emotionally prepared for this book to get god-awful reviews. 


NOBODY WILL BUY THIS 


Note from the Publisher: This book is the ultimate multipurpose tool. Potentially lethal if thrown, highly flammable, and a delicious high fiber/low carb goat feed substitute. 


"Mat Devine is a genius. And also an idiot. Mostly an idiot." -Jude Angelini, Author (Hyena)